Curses, Boiled Again!

Okay, I know it is supposed to be "foiled" but I got boils from hot oil (I'm a poet didja know it?) today while I was frying chicken nuggets and tots

(Darn those nuggets! They got me again!) I don't know why I don't leave those darn things alone! They don't even taste that good! I got the bright idea to fry them when I already had hot oil from making these

from BoufMom9's recipe, it was a bad idea... I searched for my splatter screen, but couldn't find it... I gave up and tried to just dunk them in a metal steaming basket (from my rice cooker) which was bad idea #2... I think I just need to leave the nuggets to McD and the tots to NapoleanD and all will be okay...